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The Game of Golf
The Game of Golf

Fairway

A narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

 

Great

Opportunity to

Look

Foolish

 

Golf Instructions

1.    Don't lock your knees.

2.    Don't bend your left arm.

3.    Don't loosen your grip.

4.    Don't raise your head.

5.    Don't write in ink on your scorecard.

 

The key to good golf is a great LIE!

 

Slightly exaggerated golf stories told here.

 

I only play golf on days that end in "Y"